He's doing the single life. He recently finished like a 3 year relationship. You can't date him.
But I don't want to date him. I just want to look at him. Naked. And in my bed.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
Why is there blood and lettuce everywhere?
Apparently you can talk a girl into leaving the bar and coming back to your tent, who knew?
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Stop thinking your God dude. You passed out. God doesn't pass out...
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
He won a jackpot and invited his ex girlfriend over to have sex on 5grand
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I can't wait til me and pit bull can just be together
If I don't quit picking up guys when I'm drunk, I'm going to need a vagina transplant.
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
your keys are upstairs on the nightstand or I put them in the hole in the wall
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
remember when we said that thing when we met about how we were each glad we weren’t furries
ok listen,
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