I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
I'm looking for sex. Do you know her?
what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
dude. FULL moustache. it was like getting head from Tom Selleck
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I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
My vagina has become a graveyard for my brother's friendships...
You thought last year was bad... a guy dressed as a clown showed up with cocaine
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
our conversations pretty much only consist of the phrase 'fuck you'. and the sex is fantastic. we've got a great thing going here.
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Romantically speaking, I want to sit on his face.
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
That dude with the beard walked up to me, turned my water into wine with everclear and kool-aid, and walked away. Pretty sure drunk Jesus is back.
We were watchin sharknado and we hooked up while I had the Donald Trump shirt on. She said she felt like he was staring at her
Want to sleep. Also want to see Alex on MDMA doing really stupid shit. Choices...
I got drunk. Then I took a shit.
It was a good shit
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