It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
WHY DOES GOD HATE MY DICK
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
omg a stripper jus od'd on stage.
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
hey im home...im not sure how this mcdonalds got here but whatever im gonna eat it anyway.
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
You know how I got mad at him for making out with his formal date? Apparently I fucked mine. I'm guessing any exclusivity is out of the question.
Thank god crabs can't live on your head. Thank god.
And. I know i am a gay man cause when i saw the pic of his cock his feet were in it and i am like what the fuck?
There is naked swordfighting and something green and alcoholic going on in the basement. COME. OVER. NOW.
In other news I may have fractured my masturbating arm
At least it wasn't your drinking arm
But you put your finger in my ass and the rest is history
Nothing quite like spending your evening singing Shania Twain I Feel Like a Woman barbershop quartet Style with some homeless guys outside of Keyport liquor. love Shania Twain. How's your Sunday?
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