Is Jonathan Taylor Thomas a gay? I need you to google search it for me. Its important
I told him I'd give him a BJ if he admited Hanson was good.
Thought you might like this. Had a dance off with an andy bernard look alike and pissed my bed. All in one night.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
Jesus once told his disciples that its better to hang out with your best friend than give some douche bag a bj.
you wouldn't believe how quickly birth control dissolves in vodka
I don't judge her for getting booty calls at 2 in the morning, so she can't judge me for staying in friday nights and putting spray cheese on pringles.
It started with jello shots. It ended with tears.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
How would your parents feel if we installed a sex swing?
A guy with a mustache poured a beer down your throat while you had a crippled boy named Sunshine riding your back
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Turns out he's not a Doctor Who fan, I mumbled Alons-y as I went down on him. He asked who Alan was. No more drunk sex for me!
You call it sex. I call it penis conditioning.
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