Guys are so much hotter at OU. Come my mating season, I am flying south like the geese in the wintertime.
it's a girl!!
That's great, I look forward to meeting her in 18 years
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
We got so high we made milksteak
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
After four attempts, his condom would not flush. I had to remove it with salad tongs.
When you hit the 45 minute mark of any argument about The Flintstones, you have to realize: it's no longer you arguing, it's the cocaine arguing.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
i can't understand anything he's saying. But he spells alcohol right everytime so i deciphered it.
He was all like, "I've prayed every single day just for one more night with you."
Omg just give him a quick handy and walk out.
i've never been that scared in my life. i ran naked into the corner and he just stood there trying to shield his boner from the light.
He has no idea he's waking up in slut palace tomorrow morning
You know you threw a brownie at my head last night. And said you did it to defend the turtles honer....
I don't remember anything after falling in the ditch, but I now have confirmation that my rib is broken. Never drinking again.
So you realized he wasn't actually cheating on you and now you're trying to unfuck things. Or in this case unfuck Tom.
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