are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
was i over the top when i said that i wished they made v-neck pants to her?
I went for the touchdown every play, and I think I ended up with herpes.
What is this red stuff in a water bottle in my fridge that's labeled "not for baby turtles"?
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
I love you and want you to know that you're the best friend ever and me lassoing you with a seatbelt was out of sheer affection.
After much deliberation I've decided to name my penis "Arthur", hope your mom's surgery goes well.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I just realized I'm the burger in your burger and steak anology. Very disconcerting.
Post a pic on facebook and see if those same 46 girls find shitting in the bed handsome and adorable
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
He's both a cowboy and a firefighter. Saying "no" was not an option.
She jumped on a table and took off her shirt and started yelling things that no one understood. For being 3, she has a dead on impression of a drunk party girl.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
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