you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
If there was chocolate on Regis Philban's dick, I would totally lick it off. That's how desperate I am for some right now.
we talked about european history as he fucked me from behind in the shower... i think it was a success
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He told me he doesn't dance and he hates drunken excitement. Why I ever thought it would work is beyond me.
he has been on a 2 week bender, has been homeless for a week and a half, and leaves for madagascar in 2 days. Do we worry or is that normal?
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Think of where it's been though. That Dr. Suess book, "Oh the Places You'll go" was written for his penis.
Between my vag yelling at me for having bad sex and my legs yelling at me for going to the gym I cant hear myself think.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
The band last night was really good
That was definitely karaoke. Guess that answers my follow up question on how drunk you were.
I spanked her so hard I woke up Grandma
what happened last night?
we watched you eat an entire bag of dorritos in the pouring rain... you refused to come inside
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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