im flying all the way to minnesota to see him for four days... cutest-best-friend-reunion or most-epic-booty-call-ever?
who says it cant be both...
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
I just accidentally stumbled into an AA meeting...I think its a sign
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Oh, and my friends believe you should reimburse me for the brazilian that was gone to waste.
then my gynecologist said "its like opening up buried treasure"
Congratulations, you fucked a nickle into me.
All I know is she had me sitting on the kitchen floor with her little Pomeranian eating potato chips And shredded cheese. I don't even know dude. I don't even know.
I'm venturing to your corner of this sin house in t minus 2 minutes.
No night ever ends well that starts with "you know what this needs? More tequila".
I ran into a hotel and told the doorman he was doing a great job. That was before you cried on my jacket.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I feel like a sex bomb and I need to go explode on somebody
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