What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm gonna laugh so hard when we're both married with families
That statement alone makes me laugh so hard.
Two people in the coffee shop I'm at are on a date and talking about how acid has affected them and the girl just mentioned meth. Fuck studying, this just got interesting.
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
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i got shots of sambuca dumped on my head last night. my bag still smells like licorice. making me nauseous.
it is a nice little reminder of the bruins dominance. if Vancouver had won, it would somehow smell of maple syrup.
I'm ordering a large vanilla ice cream with rainbow sprinkles so when I vom tonight it will look like lisa frank dolphins in acid trip colors
This is why I need to move out...so my naked vomit covered walk of shames to the bathroom are only witnessed by one other person who is equally as pathetic as me and the cat
well they never fully had sex so she's like an eskimo step-sister. I'll make a family tree for you.
C'mon pople!!! THursday afternoon isnot gonna drinkin itself!!!
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Totally had a conversation drunk last night with a bisexual chick at my apartment in Spanglish too.
You're a hero.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
It's rum buckets o'clock
FUUUCK. sunburned vagina. this is the worst day ever. i'm not leaving my room until it peels.
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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