I just found all of my Mary-Kate and Ashley movies. Can you say drinking game?
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
this is something i pride myself on being below average for
She is two pictures of justin bieber away from being blocked from my news feed
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Honestly, it was easier to just put it in my mouth than to deal with an awkward conversation.
You're going to the beach with me so we can have beach sex whether you like it or not. Get over it. Kthx.
When i'm home next we need to get baked and go to waffle house. I want to see if the waitress can still guess my intoxication level and what i'm about to order before i even make it to the table.
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
my dad has now seen 6 different dudes grab my ass. i guess i should start a list.
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i've created a new STD.
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
I get off at 11. but they've been letting me go early cuz I've been crying a lot
Honestly it was like 3 AM and I only agreed to go to the strip club because I wanted chicken tenders
dude. I can hear the air.
I couldn't find my contact solution so I thought mixing toothpaste and water would work
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