Do you know that poor pathetic girl that we should be friends with
I don't know where I am, but its a Goosebumps novel waiting to happen.
I just googled "buy xanax online". What is wrong with my life?
why did your cousin post "out tonight" on facebook? doesn't he know it's only 1 in the afternoon?
shhh don't tell him. it's cloudy out and none of his clocks work
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I think I have internal bruising from those poses we were doing last night. My own ribs hurt me. I don't understand.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
Finished the final in under ten minutes and then puked in the bushes outside. I don't even care if I graduate anymore.
me blowing you awake is the exact turn i want our relationship to take
the police told me I had to sign a waiver stating that my car will no longer be used for crime activity.
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the night probably should have been over when the guy let her fill out my mechanical bull waver for me because i couldn't read
just remember the most important rule of taking psychedelics: monsters can't get through blankets
Just FYI, by the transitive property my breasts have now touched the Stanley Cup.
He puked all over the side of the car and the head rest behind him...and then all he said was "America."
I'll tell you all about it in person but let's just say the big dick fairy must really like me right now
I had sex while watching Lord of the Rings last night. I think I just reached a new level of nerd.
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