My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Note to self: Not getting laid all weekend makes girls in mondays classes racks seem enormously bigger.
Did you know they have alcohol AND weed delivery in Canada??? I'm not EVER coming home
so i just calculated it and i would need to score 150% on this final to pass
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I don't even want to talk about it, I'm traumatized. Even the dog knew to take advantage of the most intoxicated girl at the party...
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
She kept screaming "best case scenario"
I had to write an apology letter to security guards in the hotel so I didnt get kicked out
To celebrate your birthday last night, I got drunk and sang drift away in buffalo wild wings. Happy birthday. The entire bar sang the chorus with me. It was magical.
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My hickies are dark enough that I can feel drivers judging me from across an intersection
He's def the type to chop us into bits whilst screaming "NAPA BITCH". AKA my type
Dude. If I met a dinosaur right now. we'd totally be on the same page. Brainwaves and shit.
I accidentally flashed three cops last night. Stone cold sober.
Came home from this girls horse at 6am to find a guy lighting off roman candles in front of my door. Best walk of fame I've ever had.
How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
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