She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
my bartender licked my nipple. never stay after hours
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
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how the fuck is Katelyn 5'1" and 85 lbs and she tackled a bouncer to the ground?
This will be the 3rd time you have blacked out and lost your phone only to have some kind stranger find it, charge it, call me, then mail it back to you. Your luck amazes me...
You know how hard it is to play cool while not drowning and appreciating a pair of butts at the same time?
In the last 3 months, I've slept with an ex,someone single, someone in a relationship, someone married, and someone divorced. I should get some type of grown up girl scouts badge.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
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We peed together in a dark alley while holding hands. That is a bond that can never be broken.
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
What is the acceptable way to offer a trade of sex for a few hours of body heat?
I'm drunk listening and crying to Selena. How's your Monday?
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
He licked me while I ate pretzels and chips. I was really living my best life.
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