Bea Arthur died yesterday
You shut your stupid mouth
Betty White is next, I just know it.
Betty White will never die! She's like Dick Clark. Rue McCalahan is next.
Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
i love how people use prayer to talk shit about eachother in a 'holy' manner.
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
a hangover this bad deserves a feeding tube
the semester isnt officially over until i take the batteries out of my calculator and put them back into my vibrator
We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
He was drinking a long island through his Breathalyzer tube.
I just threw up 34 cents. What in god's name did we do last night?
I'm like an air traffic controller of women. It's a very similar job. Well spaced and gentle landings are good. When they meet, it's bad. Explosions bad. Dying screaming burning children bad.
There is a stockpile of mangos and vodka in my backyard and I'm at least 90% sure you had something to do with it.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I feel like hooking up with you on my floor, sneaking out my window and jumping a fence is an effort that deserves a happy birthday.
I've been trying to masturbate for the longest time now and so far I've accomplished getting tangled in my computer battery cord and phone charger and hitting my knee on my laptop.
She is either doing really drawn out crunches or trying to sniff her boobs...She's lying on her back with her hand behind her head, forcing her head into the cleavage that's ok to expose and then moves her head back and then does it again.
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