In regards to your tweet: as its been said on all of those posters on ffffound: keep calm and carry on
Am I a whore if I make out with a boy just so michelle can't?
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
Yea he called the cop officer fonzarelli and asked him if he was mad because happy days was off the air. Boom, beaten and arrested
I consider myself to be an upstream bisexual
You're the salmon of the gays...
Just got arrested in my crocs and rolled up pants with a mr rogers sweater for literally fucking nothing can u come get me?
I know he's not here, but I can still see him. I found some of my old stash and its good shit so its expected to see sunlight at night and scary llama men. Midgets or otherwise.
Great news. Our sex broke my otter box
who orders an old fashioned in 2014? even my Grandparents think you're an asshole.
Hi please disregard the last text and if you'd like our entire interaction
Done
I lose my morals, my dignity, and my selfie stick :(
He literally poured blue Gatorade on me after we had sex and said "good game" all over my white sheets
There's nothing like when u really click with a stripper
Apparently I was walking around with a slice of bread and wine saying, "Jesus would have wanted this." 🙄 🍞🍷
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