Blackout barefoot maybe pregnant
Good decisions....
Just got blue box Mac and cheese things are looking up
Have you ever noticed that nowhere is the same thing as now here, i get my best ideas when i smoke
Just saw someone buying TWO six packs of O'Doul's. WHY ??
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
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i wish i could tell you the night didnt begin with me drinking alone
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
We stole a cat. That is all you need to know.
I don't believe u have enough text space to describe the dimensions of his penis.
Please, take the 2 shots of vodka that I left as an apologie.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Only at Harvard can you walk in on a bunch of stoners and expect everyone to immediately stand up, shake your hand and introduce themselves like we're at a fucking job fair
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I was going to make you have an awkward boner around all your coworkers but then I fell asleep.
He had a clap on lamp. So every time he was ramming into me, the lights kept turning on and off
I’m photoshopping my boobs to up my Tinder game. I need better dick in 2020
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