But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
these pics are all outta focus - was this what the camera saw? or what your eyes saw?
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
It wasn't a threesome, it was me making out with one while looking at the other one screaming "does this make you jealous?"
It sounds like heaven mixed with world peace and orgasms. The acoustics in this car are awesome. Or it's the weed idk either way it's great
Somehow I got food poisoning AND alcohol poisoning in the same night. Its like everything I love is trying to kill me. I'm waiting for my tv to make its move.
That place is a DUI and an STD waiting to happen. I think I'll pass.
I'm holding onto the sink for dear life. Pretty sure if Iet go I'll turn into a shit propelled man rocket.
Hungover. Have to fix everything I've broken. I'm gonna be very late.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
I know it was your bday but bringing a airhorn and blowing it yelling "buy me a fucking shot" in the bartenders face was a little uncalled for
How did the surgery go?
My face feels like a marshmallow.
My bald co-worker just chugged a literal gallon of coffee. My condolences to his kidneys.
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