is that paris hilton dressed up as the guy from star trek who hosts reading rainbow
So I just had this crazy idea, and no it has nothing to do with the fact that they made me take shots at work.
why did they invent bidet's? your butt gets clean when your poop falls in the toilet and splashes up anyway...
And then she said "sorry if my vagina smells like fish, it's just active."
youre totally missing out on eating your boogers right now. my entire face is numb
i told the doctor i drank a college amount of alcohol. judgemental prick
just got super drunk mixing jägermeister with my lyme disease meds. even if my face goes paralyzed, at least i got smashed from it.
I just want him to slap me with his dick and call it love
Drinking down Plan B with a 5 hour energy. Winding down welcome week in style.
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I mean, on what planet are nipples suppose to look like that?
He sent me a dick pic from his living room and it has pictures of his three kids in the background
I don't fucking know. He perched his parrot on his dick. I left after that.
we cut you off when you started chasing with your slim fast shake
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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