so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
after last nights cooking expirments i have lost all faith in the fire alarm battery
I feel I need to conquer him. He's six ft eight and 265lbs. Its like the mount Everest of sex.
On a scale of one to america, how free are you this weekend?
It's that "make a Pringle and Twinkie sandwich" kind of depression.
Absinthe night with my dad again, I could get used to this being home thing.
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
This reminds me of the time I was given a lap dance by a David Bowie drag king...
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
You knocked on your freshman year room door, told the kids who opened it "I own you", and attempted to force-feed them everclear.
I ditched my one night stand in the hotel lobby. How did he add me on Snapchat?
When your guy changes his swinger profile to include you. #makingprogress
Just to let you know we went to the circus yesterday...in case you didn't remember
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