Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
I wasn't interested in him...but then he played The Office theme song on acoustic guitar. I'm sorry.
How much time is enough between masturbating and watching little bear?
I puked all over his apartment, then slept with the skinniest girl here. Which isn't saying much in Ohio.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Not much, just your average college male Sunday cleaning period blood out of the carpet.
Tell me you're kidding.
Besides scarred, I'm not much of anything right now.
Operation: sleep in every bed at the boys' house is nearing completion. Now at 5/9. I AM GOLDILOCKS AND NO ONE CAN STOP ME
How are ur friends?
One is peeing in the grass and the other is asleep under the stairs. Fuck them I'm sleeping in the car
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
Metaphysical thesis on the illusion of self+ 2 day adderal binge = the walls of reality are crumbling
Waffles and pussy, what else is there?
No one needs to know about the barren wasteland that is my vag. Sometimes i visualize my cervix rocking back and forth wondering where everybody went.
I just pictured that. It's reading a book.
I've never had to kick an employee out of bed to go to work before.
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