I am currently trying to use a tide to go pen to remove the jizz from my backseat, it's not working...
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
she asked to have her picture taken with every guy we walked by.
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We're bowling witha frozen turkey in the hallway...ur missing out
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Its everclear night, yall need carbs in your body!
I just sat in the bathtub with the shower running so I could eat the whole box of mega stuffed Oreos. What am I doing with my life
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
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I got drunk and slept with the guy who looks like Jesus.
Typical.
If they could bottle a hangover it would taste exactly like lemon lime Gatorade and failed hopes and dreams
After my second liter of German beer, nothing D-cup or larger is safe near me.
Testing the emergency boobs hotline
What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
YOUR TO-DO SEX LIST CANNOT CONSIST ENTIRELY OF MY THREE BEST FRIENDS
and their significant others
AND THEIR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
Randomize