i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
just tried to puke while my RA was trying to puke in the stall next to me.bonded for life
She trust falled out of a window. It was like that scene from A Little Princess but with a lot more blood.
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
remember that guy i blew in a bathroom in barcelona, i just blew him again in rome. lightning does strike twice.
If you come home soon there's a stripper in the shower. Don't be alarmed
I came in and I guess my parents didn't hear me. My dad just said "Don't be lazy, RIDE IT." to my mom. Never coming home again.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I now have a bottom rung on my kissing scale. Like I can say "Well. On a scale of Matt to Braxton he was probably a Zach." It's the little things.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
THERES A FUCKBOY IN MY PERSONAL SPACE
GET IT AWAY FROM ME IM ALLERGIC
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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