One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
That sucks. I just talked to a telemarketer for 15 minutes about CSI: Miami and weed.
All I know is that we apparently made a drink we named The Single Girl which is rum, vodka, grain alcohol, and sprite and rolled around in the backyard.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
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I woke up covered in his pee. And then he poked me on Facebook.
There was a tour on campus today, and there were two girls i went to high school with in the group. They saw me and ran up to me as i was unlocking my door. when i opened it, kate was laying in a pile of glitter and beer cans. We need to reevaluate.
He stole all of his parent's vodka WHILE they were in the room, and then opened the window and snuck out. I was watching from my truck
I just had to beg some random guy to help me climb through your porch window since the door was locked. FYI...i hear you having sex in there. You could of at least taken a break to unlock the damn door. WTF!!!
he used the hotel microwave to cook the 16" pizza he bought at the walmart deli
He used a "food city great value" card to cut it
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What is the proper Father's Day protocol when you're sleeping with a guy who has kids?
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
it’s about to be september and all i keep thinking is what if i go (another) full calendar year without having sex?
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