Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
i didnt know what to say other then wrong hole.....after that the moment was ruined.
yea..i want to get out of new york for a bit too but for the love of god not to new jersey. that's like getting tired of the stripclub and getting yourself a toothless prostitute.
just fed a duck at the lake a weed brownie. it hasnt moved in 20 minutes.
The view from the bathroom floor this morning is fabulous
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
there's a guy in the del taco parking lot doing pushups. let's be his friends
THE ALMIGHTY HAS FALLEN DRUNKENLY OFF HIS HIGH HORSE AND INTO HOLLY'S VAGINA
True friends don't judge, they just try to have more booty calls than you do.
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
We're exchanging our favorite porn sites at 9 am. I think this brings our relationship to a whole new level
How does one acquire holy water?
the day i stop sending you hentai screenshots is the day i actually act like an adult, and TRUST ME. THAT AINT HAPPENING ANYTIME SOON.
I've been eaten out in coupes, sedans, trucks, suv's, you name it. If I can do it in a smart car, you can do it in a vw beetle.
I knew you were the expert on doing it in public. You need to get paid for your advise
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