i just got a Mexican deported. not sure how to feel.
she would only give me a road handjob because she didnt want to unbuckle
safety first
You filled up my voicemail with a slurred but graphic depiction of how you were humping a fire hydrant.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
It's total crap. On a side note I watched a porn of 4 guys wrestling in chocolate then messing around with each other. It was like a dream come true
I have a surprise for you guys
What is it?
A MOTHER FUCKING SURPRISE DON'T ASK QUESTIONS
I'm taking a leave of absence and sending myself to fat camp. I'll let you know when I'm out.
mhmm. we know where to go, which places have free bathrooms, how long you can be in one until its sketchy, we have this down to a science. we're like the college sophomore pregaming dream team
Your shoe was in the washing machine. I have it in my pocket. My phone rang before and I answered your shoe. Meet me at the bar in 10.
btw my frat has a search out for you. the "girl who threw up in the middle of the party" but it was on some fat girls. so thank you.
He fed us edamame like baby birds. Slowly all coming back to me.
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
That's when I realized I was probably naked in the wrong bed
last final went out with a bang.. 20 min late bra-less, cum in my hair and i still cant find my shoes.
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