You can only be slapped by Eastern European waitresses so many times. I guess they don't want my huge cock in their iron curtain
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
I finally had sex with him last night, but we used a condom so it doesn't add to my number of sexual partners.
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
I think i'm just gonna start shot-gunning everything that comes in can form.
Almost propositioned sex in exchange for a study guide for my final tomorrow.
I take your lack of response to mean that your hands are taped to 40 ounces of something.
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Take my keys. Load me into the vehicle. Drive. Get food. Come back. These are my demands.
We legit stopped the the game so that Jamie and I could throw up in the bushes, and then continue to play intramurals... this is what my life is coming to1
No he can't help me find his house he is strapped to a stretcher facing the opposite direction
I'm gonna celebrate Valentines day by watching Bob Ross videos and tripping balls.
All my friends are getting into relationships and going through breakups and I'm having Plan Bs and crunch wraps for dinner.
I wonder how long it will take her to realize that I peed in her night stand.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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