So what if i'm late to spanish tomorrow. who the hell cares. i don't even speak spanish.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
You mailed him a break up letter, because you thought the "joy of receiving a letter" would ease the pain of you dumping him.
A three fingered guy just showed up with fireworks and bourbon, tonight will be entertaining.
he paid for dinner at the eiffel tower. drinks at a bar on the champs elysees. gave me a motorcycle ride back to his house, got us heineken and then took me to park overlooking paris. where he ate me out on a park bench. still have doubts about the french?
haha she has always seemed a little off. when i met her i was told she was the queen slut. and she had a crown on at the time. it seemed appropriate.
Please don't mistake my med student status for responsibility. I'm drinking tequila while studying vascular surgery techniques.
So I had sex in a bulldozer lastnight now that's definitely a first...
I am literally drinking 7 day old water and looking for snacks in my room so I won't have to go in the hall and see roommate, because we accidentally banged last night. Please bring over some chicken and plan b.
He said I was really mad at him on Friday. Dude I fell asleep in all my clothes and shoes, with my flashlight on, on my phone... I could have been mad at the wall. It wasn't my classiest day.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
This is the most aggressive rendition of that Proclaimers song I ever heard.
Randomize
