ok so the lil girl sitting behind u was picking the hairs off ur sisters back and putting them in her mouth
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
TIT CHECK! TIT CHECK! ALERT! ALERT!!!!
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
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I love watching others lives come down to our level.
You basically tried to anal probe my passed out friend with a lamp
I sobered up in the middle of it, that I was hooking up with him in a rosemary bush. I woke up smelling like a pasta dish
Blow job season was short but glorious.
i don't know if this is a cannibal joke or a sexual innuendo, and i think that's a beautiful description of our relationship.
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There's times when I need to be plowed... and I'm ashamed to admit auto correct was able to predict that entire sentence.
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
I'm 2 beers deep on an empty stomach, and I just wanna say, I pride myself on my use of commas
Oh my god I found my bf's erotica
OH MY GOD HE WROTE THIS EROTICA.
OH MY GOD THIS IS GOOD EROTICA.
Also barcrawl friday. You ARE wearing a tiara
That's like a fucking falcon or some shit. I don't know birds but I know that is not a bird you fuck with.
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