People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
used his ipod to set the mood...1st song was livin on a prayr 2nd song was disco stick
i expected more from guys that i meet at the jersey shore.
Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
Apparently I mistakenly called the hair club for men at 3am... they called me back this morning.
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Sending me a thank you card for letting you fuck my sister was completely inappropriate
Ive decided I'm sending thank you notes to all the bars for graduation.
Does it count if I'm only ambidextrous while masturbating?
If after tonight I can still walk on my own, take me to another bar.
And some old guy told me Jesus loves me and I laughed super hard and told him sinning is fun. Hahaha
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nothing like a walk of shame in front of a cnn news crew to start the morning off right
if i ever get hit by a car or something and become paralyzed promise me youll still be here to hand feed me shots and light my bowls please
Sexting across continents is really a perfect example of how far technology has come.
No it's a real cult, with original ideas and shit like that
I've had your balls on my face a bunch of times so the least you could do is buy a girl some dinner.
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
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