i'm starting to get pissed at how pandora is trying to force coldplay on me
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
he told me I talked like a deaf person
my roommate left her license, credit card, and cellphone on her desk. I feel like this is a trap.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
French people screaming and throwing stuff out the window. We told the manager and he's pissed and going up there. This is gonna be like cops. Maybe better than cops.
college stoner meal of the day: microwaved nutrigrain bars
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
Just asked my roommate if she needs one of my old pill bottles to hold her weed during our move tomorrow. What has grad school done to me?
Gross! What the hell is that?!?
It's quite clearly a man posing erotically with multiple packages of bacon.
just woke up and currently drinking copious amounts of eggnog straight from the carton to replenish the electrolytes lost last night
Went home w the NY Islander in a NY Rangers jersey, needless to say he was pissed
I started my period on international women's day. It's like the world is congratulating me and punishing me for being a woman at the same time
He's such a jerk. If only his penis was attached to someone else
Hot or not, she’s from Boston. It’s hard to nut when she sounds like Mark Wahlberg
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