Operation extremely regretful is in full effect
I just sneezed and it tasted like taco bell.
unlike you, ive never imagined darth vader masturbating
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
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we did it on the golf course and he threw the condom in the pond. some poor fish is gonna choke on it
Yea. You cant just squeeze my balls. They are sensitive
He managed to scream "cowabunga bitch" before he went down on me. Let me know if you still like him.
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
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There was a pirates of the caribbean marathon on. No matter how much you like rum, it is NOT possible to outdrink the pirates. They always win.
But seriously who drew a dick on a tortilla and nailed it to the door?
He pointed at me, then leaned in and said "shes the best at blow jobs" then chris fist pumped him and said "dude, I know"
I don't get it. Why have babies when you can have vodka?
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
now whenever i pass that house all i can think about is how i pooped in their yard..
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