I was getting a bj with sports center on in the background
Da na na, na na naa
yeah he didnt know till after their one year. You have no idea how bad i wanna say "dude i sucked on those boobs before you"
I need to stop researching the drugs I do on Wikipedia. The parts about abuse and dependency hit too close to home
last night they convinced you that a sharpie was a new style of chap stick... so when you wake up, you might want to do something about that
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
repeat this after me. period at the beach is better than baby at the beach. breathe. and: period at the beach is better than baby at the beach.
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
Why have her stay eight hours when I only last eight minutes?
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
so I found out I could dislocate my shoulders on demand while I was trippin on e last night...
I don't mean to crush your hopes and dreams but having sex IN the Stanley Cup isn't possible
So what's the protocol on sending your exes new wife a baby shower gift that says "thanks for getting him the hell out of my life, please keep him there!"?
he's so hot I'd consider breaking the whole, "till death do us part," agreement he's currently in
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
i spent my Thursday drinking before noon and not wearing pants
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