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i need an iv and a liver transplant
I wonder if all of the nights I blacked out will be revealed to me when I die. Have you ever thought about that?
Dude I swear I heard "geet out!!!" when I went down on her. I shouldve listened.
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After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
ahhhh just came to creep and you're not there AND your thong you were wearing last night is on the floor..someone has some explaining to do
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
I asked him why I was having sex with him in the middle of having sex. It was sufficiently awkward.
Also, I called my liver hardcore in front of vet students last night and then wound up having three of them trying to palpate it. So...not saying that again.
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i just got hit on on the bus. Yes sir, because its every boys dream to fuck a forty year old with a face tattoo
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
I had to google some of the kinky sex shit she was telling me she was into.
If that is not a reason to propose to her then I don't know what is
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
I'd kiss your neck and collarbone and then run my tongue up your neck to just behind your ear
And then lightly kick the curve inside your ear
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