It's pretty bad when the convenient store clerk can tell you that you're earlier than usual for visiting the store.
Lauren will drop me off I'll be drunk ride you for a little bit and then you can go to sleep
sorry. that wasn't for you
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
How many times do I have to drunk reject you for our friendship to become awkward? Cause were at 9 as of last night
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Nothing will ever prepare you for the moment when you are sitting on your friends bathroom floor with no pants on eating string cheese & pita at 2am.
I wore a firefighters hat and drank beer all night. They had to drive me home after breaking the beer pong table, they told me I was welcome back tonight though...
Look. If you're going to be my girlfriend you need to be down with me licking BBQ off your face infront of kids.
I woke up and my backpack was empty. He used me for sex, and back to school supplies.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
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Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
Theres about 23 grilled cheese sandwiches stuck to my ceiling and tomato soup all over the kitchen. You are never allowed over again. Ever.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
OMG OMG OMG Ive hit the penis jackpot
It seriously took everything in my power not to sleep with him
What did it come out and serenade you? Lol
It sang to me in the dark. It was magical
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