He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
once i realized i was actively trying to drink the beer i was sweating out of my body i knew it was time to go to bed
There are many reasons why he shouldn't come over. And each one is longer than his penis.
I use him for alcohol and he uses me for sex. This is the closest thing to love i could imagine
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We decided to go to McDs, but we only had a few minutes to make it to breakfast. We were sprinting full speed ahead when she tripped and you just yelled 'LEAVE HER' and kept your course.
did you find a tooth?
did you lose one?
Thanks for buying me a sippy cup, its so pretty and everyone keeps telling me its probably the best gift anyone could have given me
I've always wanted to pass out in a bathtub
I think most people do. Your only real mistake was turning the water on first.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
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S.O.S. he's talking about horses and breast feeding.
Eating a chocolate bar and crying over a cobweb. Life is beautiful and I love shrooms.
Why is my car covered in what appears to be salsa verde?
he offered me cocaine within 5 minutes of my arrival. yes of course i'm keeping him
I don't want the fire department to come out here twice in one weekend because of your god damn vape.
My sister can't give you a handjob and us still be bros.
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