If my vag had twitter, what do you think it would say?
He said I was like bonnie and clyde all rolled into one but twice as trashy and 75% less clothes...
He obviously understands you completely.
I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
The size of her vagina has nothing to do with the size of her heart bro
Dude she has starbursts in her sports bra. I feel like this is counter productive.
He referred to his cock as "The cock" like it was third party or something.
If I were there, I'd be putting a martini in you, via funnel if need be, and you would be doing this thing.
This is the most scared i've been of my hands since i did shrooms.
If you're that baked in a class full of people that know you're that baked you tend to offer up a peace offering. Its like the burrito of trust! If eaten you are now obligated to help maintain my grades and keep me from falling out of my chair. $3.75 a morning is worth it for that mafia type protection!
It has become abundantly clear why you give me pixie stix when you're drunk now...
So I peed on what I thought was a wall while in nashville come to find out while running from the cop it was just a dark tinted window and the while bar witnessed me peeing
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
I just got hit on at the bar by a guy who used his mother as a wingman, she was pretty convincing. Only in Stratford.
I thought my sex drive was gone but let me tell you it is back with a vengeance
a day off where I don’t get laid would be worthless
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
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