Why is there a living, breathing cow on your front porch?
new low, shannon just screamed FUCK THE IRISH to a 10 year old's face then proceeded to throw a hotdog at his parents. I think its time i take her home.
Nothing says fuck you quite like putting your used condom in someones mailbox for them to find in the morning.
Tonight I think I'm going to go out with a french braid so I don't wake up with puke hair. Thoughts?
And your mom thought you weren't even thinking about your future... she would be proud
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After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
My dildo fell into the bathtub. It sounded like a chainsaw.
Be prepared to possibly be invited to a fancy strip club breakfast on Friday and be prepared to say yes.
What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.
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I've thrown up twice at work. Just casually, in the mop sink. Then continued to make someone a milkshake. Want some ice cream?
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
I CAN ONLY BE THE BIRDIE ON YOUR SHOULDER WHO LEADS YOU INTO BAD DESCISIONS
It's like the drive of shame on fucking Christmas. Happy birthday Jesus
You know the sex was rough when you wake up with a chipped tooth. I have no regrets
I just had a man tell me he was going to think about me when he was fucking his wife tonight. This is my proudest moment as a gay.
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