i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
conclusion of the day: americans need to get on tredmills, people need to learn how to flush toliets and learn how to pee in then instead of on them, and waiters shouldnt tell their life stories to customers.
Chances are I'll be there for your wedding. Camelbaks filled with jack and coke are appropriate attire, right?
Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
According to this USDA thing I just read, I should either get upper respiratory issues or begin to bleed from my nose and mouth.
You need to braveheart it on Monday. Blue face paint and a loin cloth screaming freedom in your front yard.
New found love of volunteering, when there's free wine available at all times. Good times. And I get to to feel good about helping people.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
My hand smells like rave and peanut butter.
Then he asked if he could pee on me and things really went downhill
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
You should probably come home from vacation now. I make badddd decisions when you're gone.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
Have you considered murder?
Other than my credit score and this bowl of oatmeal, not really. It's very messy
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