i just realized that no matter how many potstickers i eat, i will never be asian
she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
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He was handing out home-made business cards that read "finger slamming bitches since 1986"\n
Can I color on your dick again?
I'm watching a man in drag spread food products on his face my life is spiraling out of control.
Dude, double fisting packs of Ramen saved my life last night
He got cut off by the bartender. So he kept buying people drinks of they would i get him a drink. Before you know it him and 8 people were outside the bat trying to get people. To by them drinks
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I just made a drug deal 100% through snap chat
I just offered a cat a "drinky drinky" I'd say my night has started
I am one with the molecules
YOU JUST GOT OUT OF THE HOSPITAL AND YOU'RE ALREADY DRINKING?!
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
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