Is licking assholes a new fad or something?
I looked him in the face and asked if we could stop. he asked why. I said "I can't feel it.". ...I feel bad; I should have faked.
His friends call him "Gasm".... Im going for it.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
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2 out of 3 people here lost their shoes. America.
Found a fruit roll up in my pocket this morning. This means my daughter has a peach blunt wrap in her lunchbox.
I've fucked 6 of my brothers' friends. I'm completely fine with him fucking the girl we ate lunch with.
I forgot how weird my hair bleaches and now I'm a calico
You can wake up to my rainbow of failure
Yeah, he's passed out in my bathroom pantsless. Is it a faux pas to look at his penis?
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No lie. I was hooking up with a former football player at UT and mid-hookup I yelled "I'M FRATERNIZING WITH THE ENEMY"
A 3am FaceTime to go to IHOP is the closest thing to a bootycall that I'm getting
Welp, I just herniated a vocal cord during sex. How was your night?
Tackling and headbutting friends, running away and hiding from everyone, attempting to streak across campus, and then waking up with no sign of a hangover... happy 21 to me
Why am I sleeping on top of the fridge?
You were playing hide and seek with the dog. she couldn't find you and you passed out.
Would you like to get a drink then hook up or reverse order I don't really care. Hopefully you can keep this between us.
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