it cannot be done, he is unbreakable.
What?
..he cannot be seduced..she had to have roofied him.
Details.
the third sister isn't as attractive as the other two but I will do her anyway to finally pull off the fabled family hat trick.
I just heard these 2 kids from flint and Detroit arguing over whose economy is worse... It's really sad what passes for competition in Michigan these days
Just dunked an oreo in a white russian. Trying to think of a better experience in my life and failing.
Forgot to mention there might be a picture of me being thrown in the air while at a Mexican restaurant
I want him to be my next love. So I'm taking it slow
As in ill only blow him next week
It involved anal and pop rocks. Tell me how that could have ended well.
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
I washed my sheets. I did out of respect for my previous and current sexual partners.
How can you tell that you're blacked out ?
You can feel it in your nipples.
I got a discount on the lube for giving the cashier focaccia bread from work.
These freshmen are fun! The redhead wants to practice her blowjob skills with me and let me rate different moves!
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
I'm just going to tell you this I knocked up your girlfriend. I didn't mean to I thought it was somebody else I wasn't drunk but it was dark.
The truth is better her than my wife.
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