Omfg I am plowed. Had drinks with 3 milfs. Going out on their boat tomorrow. They want to show me how buoyant they are.
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
Dude, I just had an awesome rave/orgy with like bunch of hot Asian chicks on a cable car. It was like being in a Gwen Stefani video, cept w/o the bad spelling
God, I love San Francisco.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
and you think what you did last night was bad? at least you didnt go wake up a sleeping guy for birthday sex.
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
level of my singleness - just ate a whole pizza topless in bed.
Dude. All those hangovers I never had came back with a vengeance. I just opened the door of this car to barf. The car was not motionless. We are on the autobahn.
What happened to the good old days when we whispered the words beer pong and people came running?
Im in my back seat in my own drive way with two beers left to shotgun and watching the sunrise. Am I over her yet?
This popcorn tastes like salt and regret. It reminds me of the first blowjob I ever gave.
You've ruined popcorn for me.
we played animal sounds and i linked arms with her cuz we were both cats....fate and my community college drama teacher have chosen my one night stand
I'm gonna play this game called Conquer the Dicks. I think it is self explanatory.
I'm storing dick pics, so basically if I'm still single after residency...ur gonna get bombarded. It's gonna be a blizzard of dicks.
Feel free to keep your blizzard of dicks to yourself.
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
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