i threw up in a trash can last night at kellys irish times. but in a trash can because i'm a lady
i left the bar a little after you and ended up flipping my car in the arbys drive thru
I didn't say she couldn't, I said you shouldn't.
chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
If you're ever in Seattle we should Fuck. Or get coffee, whatever.
I think I just met the technical qualifications for binge drinking in five minutes
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
she asked me which thongs i though her boyfriend would like best. fuck the friend zone
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
There was a community pot of Ramen, and if you were in the pool you were either fully clothes or ass naked.
I'd give anything to be driving a pirate ship wearing nothing but a coconut bra and a grass skirt eating a pizza and watching dolphins jump in the waves. Dreams ya gotta have dreams
Lets get drunk. But not too drunk that I can't work in the morning. But maybe drunk enough so we'll make out
That awkward moment when you bring a guy back to your place then have to tell him you only have magnums.
Flight got cancelled. Stayed in the same hotel as the flight crew so now I can cross Sex with Pilot off the bucket list
He regularly flies into DC, so I’m going to sign him up for my Frequent Flyer program!
What does "mood AF" mean?
Mood as fuck.
Why did you comment that on a video of a gorilla throwing its own shit?
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