im glad we only fight about serious things like the hills and disney scene it
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
Its the little things i like about bein home like having actual toilet paper instead of subway napkins
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Everyone makes mistakes, yours just means you will forever be known as the chick that tried to steal a cheese plate from the funeral.
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
yea talk to her if you feel up to it. Just remember who you are
Oh shit sorry I just gave lion king advice sorry not mufasa
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
There's a pregnant girl taking shots of apple juice
I wish people could trade lives with me for a day so they could see how much better my life is compared to theirs
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