Strip flip cup NEVER equals good idea
He shouted my World of Warcraft name while we were having sex, and he was sober.
okay, prove you're not drunk to me. write 5 true sentences about me with correct grammar.
I am sober. Because I don't drunk. It is bad. People die. I like Domenico because o he bag women what up?
dude my 8 year old cousin is allowed to drink wine coolers. as long as its infront of my aunt. wtf
You're gonna die alone anyway. Even if you do meet a man, they die earlier than women. Best case, you have to deal with grieving over his death and then die alone a couple years later. Worst case, you get a terminal illness and he divorces you, leaving you to die alone anyway.
Thanks, mom.
not sure if I should be concerned that my brother just stormed into my room and looked at me with a serious face and said, "I'm a peacock, you have to let me fly." oh, vicodin...
I'm sitting next to a ginger. She is decked out in olive green. Gingers fucking love olive green.
Pot head idea of the day: make a maraca out of weed seeds. Or a rain stick? Definitely rain stick.
What's the address?
Too drunk. Just google it.
IT'S YOUR HOUSE
I had to assert my dominance as Alpha Drunk.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
Tomorrow may or may not be a problem cause i'll be wonder woman for a halloween party aka i'll be fucked up & try & jump off of shit thinking i can fly
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
He's thawing a cheesecake on his stomach. We're that high.
We were talking about kinky shit, and I suggested a hand job in church.
How'd that go over?
Praise the lord and pass the lotion.
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