if there is a rhyme for it it must be true
I really think my ability to vom without making noise mmight be my most useful talent
We may have a problem that even dr. phil cant solve
I'd call her a cunt, but she dooesn't seem to have the depth or warmth.
Your philanthropic work just got me laid, thanks dad for naming me #2.
I gotta bail on the cookout tonight. Im at the er getting stitches. Re-enacting porno went horribly wrong.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
Is it malicious or apart of the healing process if I wipe my ass with his toothbrush?
He snapchatted me his dick and he's circumcised....BRB going to hug his Mom
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
I mean, he'll either figure it the fuck out or set my apartment on fire. Either way, it will be entertaining.
It threw me off a little. I had to take a moment and ask myself, "Is he really fingering me in his mom's kitchen while I eat a whopper?"
It's a novelty for anyone to see a girl like me in a skirt like this milking a cow
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
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