Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
We broke up in downtown Nashville with drunken, blow up penis waving bachelorette parties walking by. For some reason I can see this ending up as a country music video.
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And your cousins porn shouldn't have been the first straight porn you watched. And for that I am sorry
you know you've had too much sex when your vagina hurts when you laugh
Def over. He sent me a nude selfie but cropped it right above his junk. Total Silence of the Fucking lambs looking.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
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My dick has a subreddit
No fair. I need a fuck buddy to entertain me till the power comes back on
I have a cat for love and a booty call for sex. What else could I need?
She took me to ER. She says thought it was a squirtgun filled with vodka and she was 'marking me for later.' Thank god it's a flesh wound, and we're cool and going to date.
gtg, the cops are here
That was fun and all, but let's never have sex on a ladder ever again.
So he apologized for peeing on my floor.. then we fucked all night.
Real classy
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