You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
look mate, i'm pretty sure 14 texts saying "fuck me. fuck me now" more than passes the legal benchmark for consent.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
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You told me I was special while we were having sex and I asked why.
What did I say?
Don't ask me questions while I have an erection,
Did you ever stop and think that god invented whiskey dick specifically for me
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
I need to stop smoking. I just talked to corn.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
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For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I need to stop acting like a porn star that isn't getting paid
I’m vetoing meatball margaritas right out the gate. We can’t have people throwing up again!
Are you coming over for scrambled eggs and hand jobs?
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