we ike ciroccccc we love patroneeeee shost shothosthsothosthostsssss veryboyddddyyyy
go home
she gave up head for lent, but she said sex was still fair game
so when we were booking the hotel and plane tickets for vegas we reserved a chapel for someone, it's inevitable.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
He started telling people I was Stephen Hawking's son. When that didnt fly he switched to Tony Romo's cousin
He came up and told us to watch as he chugged his beer with no hands. Then asked if he could come drunk swimming with us.
Indoor beer darts at Rafs just turned into a trust exercise of putting your hand on the wall and closing your eyes while the other throws.. Almost gave Cale a Tracheotomy
Side note... I would pay good money to have witnessed the reaction of onlookers as I sprinted down Armtiage with a 15 lb bag of peanuts under my arm
In the middle of our bar crawl last night we stopped to pet dogs at a dog park. who would let a drunk person bet play with their dog???
I don't understand why you aren't on this trip all I do is smoke weed drink beer and get fingered
Note to self. The tub labelled "not water" does not contain water.
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
he called me ma'am when we were fucking last night...he's five years older than me. I think I'm in love.
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
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