Just try to make good decisions...remember our convo we had about morals the other day?
Turn them off?
her tits were misleading. turns out she wasn't cool, smart and funny
Puked in my laptop case in the middle of my nutrition class.
Just realized I used a picture of my little sister to holler at a guy, only 3 months old and she's already my wingman.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
I've made out with more people in 2014 than I did the whole fall semester
I snapchatted him nudes and he didn't screenshot a single one of them because he's a gentleman.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
all I remember the next morning was crawling through the doggy door and finding my underwear in my purse
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm glad I date someone who likes the simple things. Sex, kittens, and McDonald's.
Just rode a bull topless for a free bar tap for a month
When we were fucking he called me by his moms name then after we were done told me to call him. He's not receiving a call... What if his mom picks up?
An old Grimace plushie came to life and gave me a pretty knife. I'm never doing acid again.
I was high as fuck laying down in the back seat while she gave him head. Most awkward chill moment of my life.
I'm with jana at walgreens picking out penis rings.... Did you know they sell vibrators at walgreens? Wtf?
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