I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
i have a new found respect for you. the amount of people you must have cockblocked last night is amazing
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
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Either I got the clap, or I masturbated with soap while I was sleeping.
No, i went to get it done but the guy couldnt find it. exhibit A of why i wanted a clit piercing in the first place.
You sat on my knee, like Santa, while I peed.
I'm currently trying to decide if crown or wild turkey will hurt worse coming back out through my nose later.
I'll be gone when you wake up but you hit a girl so I knocked you out. Never hit a girl. Unless it's with your penis.
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Good news: I actually puked in my bathroom, the vomit from the living room was actually from someone else.
That's horrible but hilarious
I'm going to miss college.
Is it rude if I don't go?
No. It is not rude if you don't go to her cat's Star Wars themed birthday party.
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
I can't decide which is better: the sex, or remembering that I have ice cream in the freezer after he left
He climbed on the counter and announced it was time for something called The Cocktacular and all the girls immediately left. He cockblocked the entire fraternity!
She got a boob job, dumped her husband, became a stripper, got a DUI in her Porsche and is now dating her lawyer
I’m making her my life coach if med school doesn’t work out
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