did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
rolled in at 7am w/ 2 girls i met at the strip club. my neighbor was getting up to mow the lawn before he took his kids to school. i'm 31. he's younger. if given the chance, you think he'd want to switch places?
college drinking is stealing all my money, thank god planned parenthood is somewhat free
I'm drinking red wine & feeding anchovies to the dog. I'm really not picky about what kinda of company I'm in.
I think the camel was justified in biting me.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
My boss just sent an employee on an hour long paid break to pick up weed for our 'staff meeting' tomorrow morning.
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
So somehow today's lecture on the immune system turned into me having to stand up and explain female ejaculation to the class.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
He just unloaded a dump truck full of red flags on my head.
It's a good thing he's hot, because it seemed like he was trying to do CPR on my private parts
I can't adult today.
Take a nap and try again
I have to buy a couch. There's nothing more adult than buying a couch on a Tuesday.
I'm never going to adult. I'm staying a child. The only thing related to adult that I want to do is you.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
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