He started to lick my mole,thinking it was my nipple.
It's like a mixture of two words
"town" and "Im too drunk to spell right now"
I was eating her out when she coughed, I just swallowed a bright red blood clot
If I ever mention marriage force me to Brazil to do coke and strippers until I die.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
I wanna get shitfaced and yell about Tim tebow
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
His balls looked like two miss shaped chicken nuggets
Dude I wanna go on a booze cruise
Dude our life is a booze cruise
But without boats...
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I don't want to be Eskimo brothers with your dad
And they're not making a turkey. My cousin was "hoping to shoot a bird this week"
Wow I got tittyfucked by the American Dream
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
I think I gave a random lady a dildo
Again?!
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