guess who came home with a hottie last night
Def drugged
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
one should ask oneself what kind of lifestyle one is leading when one finds a handprint of semen on their pillow the next day.
It took me 40.8 seconds to take a dump at her house, I know because I timed myself.
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okay I may or may not have wrapped my body pillow up in your t-shirt and sprayed it with your axe and am now spooning with it.
again? I'm starting to get a little creeped out now.
I'm not saying he has herpes, I'm just saying he slept with my friend that has herpes.
She puked in the bank of America parking lot? Awesome.
Yeah, figured I'd deposit my check while we were there.
Worst hangover of my career vs the return of the blue balls. Will keep updated
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
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bartering with my concussed boyfriend to eat food with blowjobs
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
Just remembered I said your cat looked delicious last night.
We should try to put a bagel on your penis
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
My dad just informed me that I may be entitled to $1700 worth of stimulus money... looks like that hitachi is coming sooner than later. Let's hope for the best!
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