Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
We met on a dual walk of shame. It has to be love, we can't let that go to waste. I want to tell our children that story.
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Ok. Cause im very serious about this. I wanna strip and do coke for a month
Just mixed my liver cleanse with Bacardi. Best. Thing. Ever.
I know you don't remember, but the teeth marks on my face say it happened.
I now have a GPA requirement for guys I hookup with more than once.
You stared at the ground for like 20 minutes willing yourself to get sober
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SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
you should never start the day with a boob text. It can only go downhill from there
Well. I hope my dad likes whatever sweater stoned me picks out.
MY LIFE IS A TRAINWRECK THATS ON FIRE BUT SOMEHOW STILL MOVING, I HAVE THE RIGHT TO SCREAM OUTSIDE AT 2AM
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
I wrote life affirmations on my notes to repeat and read several times a day so I become a better person, see the time on the toilet has been constructive
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