awww and there was just a proposal on stage with the pussycat dolls !!!!!
Did someone propose they get off the stage?
She acts like you when your on meds
She acts like batman?
If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
We saw a kid playing in poison ivy. We walked away, he'll learn his lesson.
Then he complimented me on how excellent I was at breathing through my nose
My heart is having a hard time convincing my vagina he's not worth it.
She just pulled out a chicken strip and a hundred dollar bill from her purse. This is a legit twentyfirst bday weekend.
oh come on since when have relationships been boundary lines for us
fair point
Did you pour a hundred fucking pounds of sand in my car last night?
lol... you weighed it?
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
Your boobs are like a big quesadilla marker
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
We are both federal employees and Obama gave us a four-day weekend to lie in bed. Do you know how many orgasms that will be? I knew there was a reason I voted for this guy.
I woke up this morning to find myself laying in a beer puddle with "I'm sorry" written on the shaft of my dick and Nicole was nowhere to be found. Gotta love her
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