that's an acceptable place to lick
Is it bad that Pitbull has taught me more Spanish than high school did?
You gave him your vagina and this is what I get in return? This is bullshit!
batman tramp stamp. Dibs.
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Just saw the new iPhone. I would totally let Steve Jobs and Jon Ive eiffel tower me right now.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
What's a good pandora station to masturbate to?
Girl please we both know I eat his bullshit up like its candy sprinkled with crack
is it too much for me to say that i have a ziplock bag with ice in it in my underwear?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I had the most traumatic dream I've ever had just now. I ripped my dick off because a girl asked me to and spent the rest of the dream crying about my dick
You drunkenly said something along the lines of "move forever" to the lady standing in your way. Needless to say you had too many mimosas at breakfast.
I'm not a whore anymore. I gave up 90% of my women for you. I'm a 4-5 woman kind of guy now.
I threw up in the middle of a bar last night and still managed to get laid! Happy thanksgiving!
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Hope you’re getting action boo.
Definitely no. I woke up next to a bag of McDonald's.
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