He has that thing where they hang SUPER low
Ewww!! Elephantitis
im pretty sure i tried to attack the vending machine last night
lol who won
well im in the hospital right now so u tell me
Dude I'm drinking a martini out of a water bottle, I've become my parents.
they ran out of ice so they are using frozen shrimp in their drinks
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
no one was sober enough to set up jenga so we just threw the pieces at the last person to drink
We will. we just need a little inspiration.... in smoke form.
Felt like shit, jerked off, felt ten times better. Being a guy rules. It's like I got all the demons out in 5 minutes.
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
He gave me a beer, petted my head, and called me kiddo.
Immediately after sex he layed on the floor and acted like my yellow bra was pac man
Monday afternoon and I'm still hungover from Valentine's Day. I think I'm winning at the single life.
I just want to meet a nice normal guy that doesn't want me to taze him while we have sex. . . . .is that too much to ask for?
You took his virginity and then he got lost on his way back to his hotel room... We found him at 3am sitting on the sidewalk crying. Kudos.
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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