it was like she was tryin to eat my face and i was defending myself with my mouth
I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn. I did not just catch my dad watching porn.
I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Ya I guess he's not a bad roommate. I mean if he wasn't here I would probably be more lazy and pee in bottles and stuff.
Do you know how awkward it is to call the bar from last night and ask if they found my leggings?
I think it's a friendship ring and the other part is on his cats collar
I seriously think my heart may fail. And I didn't even grab a toilet beer :(
She just causally held my limp dick in her hand the entire movie. Her parents were cuddling on the couch too..that brave!
I wasn't an ass in college so much more like I showed my ass a lot especially during serious beerpong games. You know I don't fuck around when it comes to sports.
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
I swear I can't go out anymore. It's like he put a GPS in my dick. I don't know if I should feel awkward or proud...
Yo making cake in the shape of a penis is no easy feat
I'm sober now, I ate a whole cantaloupe.
It's taking all of my will power not to chug this margarita. This must be the life of an adult...
My roommate just angrily told the cat he should have knocked, but that's not lockdown madness. They're always like that.
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